The Weird Squirrels

Harry was a citizen in the city of Sydney and worked in construction for a living. One day he built or tried to build a mansion but (Harry had an IQ of 60) he didn't realise that he had built the mansion in the sewers " oh uh" said Harry, someone had just flushed their toilet and now all this poo covered his new mansion in the sewers.

After his boss had visited the mansion which is now covered in poo, his boss said on the spot "your fired!". The next day Harry was shot out of a cannon and into a forest of squirrels who seemed to be mentally disturbed and attacked all intruders.

Once Harry woke up after being ferociously attacked by squirrels he saw a secret passage in the forest and went through it. When he came out the other end he was back where he started,"DAMN IT!" said Harry, and then all of a sudden a swarm of wasps chased him back into town.

The next day Harry woke up to find that it wasn't the next day it was actually the day after tomorrow