A Really Stupid Story

Once apon a time in a land far far away a cat known as Minke caught rabies and killed 5 civillians, and then passed away. The next day George and his family had immigrated to Switzerland but after spending 23 seconds in the country, decided to catch the next plane back to Australia, due to bad smell. When they came back to Australia, they didn't have a house because they had filled it up with dynamite.  They decided to spend the night in the sewers because they had blown their house up. However when they got to the sewers George spotted a dead body and next to the dead body was a teddy bear. As soon as George saw this he ran to the closest police station and told them that a teddy bear murdered a man.
 
While the police where away investigating the crime, George stole one of thier police cars and drove it into a house, in the process of running over his parents. Once George had finished shooting the ground with a spare pistol he found in the police car he picked up a stick and started to whack the bonnet of the police car. Once the police who were busy disecting the dead persons fingernail had finished they arrested George and sent him to jail.
 
When it was George's turn to appeal in court he stoll the Judges malet and then the security guards shot him. 

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